Some Advice Concerning Crabs

Blue crabs may be friendly,
Blue crabs may be nice,
but if you meet a blue crab, let me give you some advice-

Say "hello, how do you do?"
Smile and be polite.
Comment on the weather;
say “It’s such a lovely night.”

Ask him if he travels;
if he’s been to many lands-
but never, never, never, ever
offer to shake hands.



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