Ideas for Sale
Listen one and listen all
IÕll tell you what IÕll do.
IÕm Genius Joe, the Idea king
And have I got a deal for you.
You need an idea? Well this is the place.
IÕve got ideas by the score.
TheyÕre stacked to the ceiling
TheyÕre breaking the roof-
TheyÕre piled all over the floor.
HereÕs an idea: chocolate chip cheese!
Its yours for just nine ninety nine
And if you act now IÕll throw in for a free -
Two ideas about grape scented twine.
But if you are shopping for something much more-
An idea to make others grow pale,
you might try perpetual motion -
ItÕs perpetually marked down on sale.
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