Some Big Noses

There's no nose as long as the elephant's nose-
unless you count Pinochio’s.
He has the most famous nose in prose;
It's a wooden nose that grows and grows.
The reason why? Well don't you suppose
that everybody already knows how the story of Pinochio goes?
Still, an elephant's nose is like a hose-
and if you see one sneeze, shout "Thar she blows!"

© Joe Thompson · www.imaginesongs.com

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